LANGLEY, VA—Admitting that the organization had erroneously rushed to judgment in response to an unimaginable tragedy, CIA director Gina Haspel issued a posthumous apology Wednesday to the family of Osama bin Laden in light of…
Government Reopens
In a surprise decision, the president caved to Democrats and agreed to reopen the government for three weeks without gaining any funds for a hypothetical border wall. What do you think?Read more...
Trump Admits He Assumed Roger Stone Was Already…
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Jared Kushner Assures Reporters He Never Revealed State…
WASHINGTON—Seeking to clear his name following reports that the Trump administration had overruled intelligence officials to grant him top secret security clearance, Jared Kushner held a press conference Friday to assure reporters he had never…
5 Things To Know About ‘Kingdom Hearts 3’
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Tony Romo Realizes He Should Have Used Ability…
ATLANTA—Admitting that relying on the skill set was fairly obvious in hindsight, CBS commentator Tony Romo realized Friday that he probably should have used his ability to read defenses back when he was still playing.…
Marine Biologists Train Highly Intelligent Octopus To Profitably…
HONOLULU—Noting that the arthropod’s natural problem solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine biologists at the University of Hawaii reported Friday that they had trained a highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage a mid-sized…