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CIA Issues Posthumous Apology After New Evidence Clears…

Latest OMG Funny NewsJanuary 9, 2019

LANGLEY, VA—Admitting that the organization had erroneously rushed to judgment in response to an unimaginable tragedy, CIA director Gina Haspel issued a posthumous apology Wednesday to the family of Osama bin Laden in light of…

‘No, Take Jeb Instead,’ Screams George W. Bush…

Latest OMG Funny NewsDecember 6, 2018

COLLEGE STATION, TX—Having evidently entered the “bargaining” phase of grief in the wake of George H.W. Bush’s death, witnesses confirmed Thursday that George W. Bush shoved his younger brother into their father’s open grave while…

Incredibly Popular George H.W. Bush Funeral Gets Extended…

Latest OMG Funny NewsDecember 6, 2018

WASHINGTON—Declaring that the mourning period for the recently deceased 41st president was “just getting started,” a spokesperson announced Thursday that the incredibly popular George H.W. Bush funeral would go on an extended two-week run. “Based…

Furloughed Willie Horton Pays Respects At George H.W.…

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