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Baby T. Rex Fossil Selling On eBay
The fossil of an infant Tyrannosaurus rex—likely the only one in existence—has gone on sale for $2.95 million on eBay, drawing fierce criticism from paleontologists for preventing research on a rare and important artifact. What…
Random Uncle’s Wife Crying A Bunch Throughout Grandma’s…
BROOMALL, PA—Confusing several immediate members of the family of Sophia Lindbergh with her flamboyant sorrow, grieving relatives confirmed Tuesday that a random uncle’s wife was “sure crying a bunch” throughout their grandma’s funeral. “Wow, that…
Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 23, 2019
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Line Item On Aetna Insurance Bill Just ‘Paying…
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Border Patrol Authorities, Militia In Tense Standoff Over…
COLUMBUS, NM—Digging in their heels and refusing to stand down, U.S. Customs and Border Patrol authorities were caught in a tense standoff Monday with an independently armed militia over their mutual claim to have detained…
Senate Considering Bill To Raise Smoking Age To…
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) announced plans to introduce new legislation raising the federal minimum age to buy tobacco products, such as cigarettes and vaping devices, from 18 to 21. What do you think?Read…
Panicked Man Completely Out Of Things To Talk…
AUSTIN, TX—As he cast about in vain for potential topics of conversation, local bridegroom Adam Hartwell reportedly panicked Monday, having completely run out of things to talk about five minutes into his marriage. “After the…