/Jesus Christ Pushes Past Firefighter Into Burning Notre Dame To Save Beloved Relic

Jesus Christ Pushes Past Firefighter Into Burning Notre Dame To Save Beloved Relic

PARIS—Responding just minutes after the 12th-century Catholic monument caught fire, Jesus Christ, The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, was reportedly pushing past Parisian firefighters Monday to run into a burning Notre Dame de Paris and save a beloved relic. “My crown! My crown! Get out of my way—my Crown of Thorns…

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