U.S. ready to take on Russia, China, Iran…

President Donald Trump's national security adviser John Bolton has warned nations seen as obstacles to U.S. plans for Latin America that they must leave Venezuela and stop defending the socialist government opposed by the Trump administration.…

Big Tech Companies With Government Contracts

Tech companies like Google, Microsoft, and Amazon are becoming increasingly involved with government projects, particularly the military, landing lucrative contracts and in some cases causing employees to protest their company’s partnerships. The Onion takes a…

Report: It Would Be A Real Shame If…

YOUR LOCATION—A new report confirmed today that you shouldn’t test us because we’re fucking crazy, and if you’re not careful, something bad just might happen to you or someone you care about. Maybe you’re thinking…